The Week contest
This week’s question: Stressed-out New Yorkers are paying $75 for an hour of cow cuddling at an upstate farm that promises hugging a warm, 1,000-pound bovine can impart a sense of calm. If a therapist were to write a book about the health benefits of hugging cattle, what title should it have?
Last week’s contest: Australian shipping company Blue Star Line has announced plans to build Titanic II, modeled on the ocean liner that sank in 1912. Please come up with an advertising slogan that Blue Star Line could use to lure passengers who might not want to repeat history.
THE WINNER: The new Titanic. Everything but the sink Mike Chelstowski, Keene, N.H.
SECOND PLACE: The only iceberg is in the salad Nancy Noé, Tinton Falls, N.J.
THIRD PLACE: Titanic II: Now with more lifeboats David Rahn, Dallas
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Cow cuddle” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Nov. 13. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, Nov. 16. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. ■