It must be true…
I read it in the tabloids
A British rail conductor who was watching a porn video accidentally broadcast the X-rated sounds over his train’s public address system. In a cellphone video taken of the incident, commuters can be seen giggling at the moaning, and one woman asks, “Is that coming from the driver?” As if in response, the volume of the film increases, with a voice demanding, “More. Oh…more.” South Western Railway apologized.
A tourist who used Airbnb to book a “clean room with private bathroom” in Amsterdam discovered it was a shipping container parked on a sidewalk. Londoner Ben Speller paid 100 pounds for the lodging, and was stunned to discover it was a roadside container outfitted with three mattresses and a portable potty. “We booked a hotel once we set eyes on it,” said Speller, who demanded and got a refund from Airbnb. “To be fair, I got my 100 quid’s [pounds’] worth in comedy value.”
A Florida man who was arrested for playing basketball in the buff told cops “playing naked enhances his skill level.” Police in the Orlando suburb of Longwood were summoned to a park on reports of a man practicing his jump shot in the nude. Jordan Anderson, 29, calmly explained to officers “he was working on his basketball skills.” Police said Anderson then obligingly got dressed—and was promptly booked for indecent exposure. ■