This week’s question: The Rolling Stones have found an age-appropriate sponsor for their current North American tour: a trade association that promotes the sale of annuities. If Mick Jagger, 75, and his bandmates were to write a song about the importance of financial planning for seniors, what title could they give the track?
Last week’s contest: A Maryland man spent a year eating food past its expiration date—including year-old tortillas, nine-month-old yogurt, and moldy butter—in an effort to prove that those dates are arbitrary. Please come up with a title for a cookbook of recipes for outdated foods left in the back of supermarket shelves.
THE WINNER: “Green Eggs and Ham and Cheese and Salami” Paul Buchheit, Chicago
SECOND PLACE: “Better Ate Than Never” Greg Thomas, Mercer Island, Wash.
THIRD PLACE: “Everything Mold Is New Again” Cathy Fischer, Oakland
For runners-up and complete contest rules, please go to theweek.com/contest.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to email@example.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, type “Stones age” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, July 23. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page next issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Friday, July 26. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. ■