Burger King is adding actual dog food to its menu.
No, this is not a sly attempt to brand some queasy fast food offering as unfit for human consumption. This is an actual announcement that Burger King is giving away Dogppers — that's a "flame-grilled," Whopper-flavored dog biscuit — free with the purchase of a Whopper through delivery service DoorDash.
Burger King rolled out the deal on Wednesday, along with a range of ads featuring vaguely threatening dogs begging for Whoppers. There's also a very dramatic video to match.