The last word: Mr. Ubiquitous

How a novelty importer with a magic touch aims to get his next product into every closet in America

JD MA is not ashamed of his past. He’s not apologizing for the Flash Pen, the Fish Pen, the Snake Pen, the Boxing Pen, or the Squiggly-Wiggley Jumbo Pen. He takes full responsibility for the Grip Lite, the Phaser Lite, the 3-in-1 LED Emergency Light, and the Robolite Pop Up Book Light. He expresses no regrets for Brain Slime, Skull Glow, or Floam (“Fun you can feel!”). He doesn’t mind if you call him Mr. Flashlight, Mr. Pen, Mr. Key Chain, or even Mr. Key Chain Flashlight Pen. He has made a nice living selling this stuff and will keep on selling it as long as distributors and retail chains and mom-and-pop dollar stores want to buy.

But Ma prefers to operate on a higher plane. As he sees it, his business—the business of connecting American sellers with Chinese manufacturers—can be done on several levels. The most basic level he calls “I pick.” He tours the industrial boomtowns of China in search of novelties that will sell on the American market. Another level is “You pick.” He works with American distributors of gifts, toys, and promotional items, finding factories that can make products to his clients’ specifications. The level he likes best is “Create something.” He employs his skills and connections to help a client conceive, design, and/or market a product that he makes in China.

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