Read an etiquette book, you filthy animal

What the world needs now is manners

An old-fashioned couple.
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Dressed in your finest ballgown or tux, you sit down at an elaborately set table, an array of utensils spread out in front of you.

You take a seat, and a waiter soon appears, placing a plate in front of you for the salad course. Quick, which fork do you use?

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Catherine Garcia, The Week US

Catherine Garcia has worked as a senior writer at The Week since 2014. Her writing and reporting have appeared in Entertainment Weekly, The New York Times, Wirecutter, NBC News and "The Book of Jezebel," among others. She's a graduate of the University of Redlands and the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.