The Wyoming senator who spoke his mind
Alan Simpson had an irreverent streak and a way with a quip. “We have two political parties in this country: the Stupid Party and the Evil Party,” the three-term Wyoming GOP senator liked to say. “I belong to the Stupid Party.” He likened pushing a 1986 immigration bill through Congress to “giving dry birth to a porcupine,” and said entitlements had turned the U.S. into “a milk cow with 310 million tits.” The towering conservative—he stood 6-foot-7—ticked off plenty of people. But he also won respect for his lack of pretense, his ability to forge bipartisan alliances, and his willingness to buck party orthodoxy. A fiscal conservative who called environmentalists “bug-eyed zealots,” he was also an early backer of same-sex marriage and a defender of abortion rights. Being a Senate maverick was “a real roller-coaster ride,” he said in 2018. “Humor is what really saved my ass.”
He grew up in Cody, Wyo., where his father served as state governor and U.S. senator, said The New York Times. “A hell-raiser as a teenager,” young Simpson shot up mailboxes, set fires, and got arrested for punching a police officer. Let off with probation, he turned his life around, serving in the Army and earning a law degree from the University of Wyoming. After a stint as Cody city attorney, he entered politics, serving 13 years in the state legislature before moving to the Senate in 1978. There, Simpson brought “his signature candor to epic legislative battles,” said CNN.com. His peak achievement was the 1986 immigration bill, which increased funding for border enforcement and gave amnesty to undocumented immigrants who’d lived and paid taxes in the U.S. since 1982. Signed into law by President Ronald Reagan, it gave millions a path to citizenship.
Declining to run for a fourth term—“the old fire in the belly is out,” he said—Simpson practiced law and taught at Harvard, said The Washington Post. Still, he “returned to the national stage as a leading deficit hawk” in 2010, when he co-chaired a bipartisan deficit-reduction group for President Barack Obama. The panel’s proposed package of tax hikes and spending cuts won plaudits but stalled in Congress due to “bitter pills” like a gasoline tax. It was a stinging disappointment, yet in a 2018 eulogy of former President George H.W. Bush, Simpson showed that his barbed humor remained intact. “Those who travel the high road of humility in Washington, D.C.,” he said, “are not bothered by heavy traffic.” |