Jesse Hassenger
Jesse Hassenger's film and culture criticism has appeared in The Onion's A.V. Club, Brooklyn Magazine, and Men's Journal online, among others. He lives in Brooklyn, where he also writes fiction, edits textbooks, and helps run SportsAlcohol.com, a pop culture blog and podcast.
Latest articles by Jesse Hassenger
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Solo marks Star Wars' return to sleaze
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Is this really the end of the Avengers?
The Explainer On the infinite finale that is Avengers: Infinity War
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The tween mistakes of Rampage and Truth or Dare
The Explainer Rampage is a movie for 12-year-old boys seemingly made by 12-year-old boys. Truth or Dare is a movie for 12-year-old girls seemingly also made by 12-year-old boys.
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Pacific Rim: Uprising is proof that sequels are running amok
The Explainer How many people were really yearning for a followup to the middling original?
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How Melissa McCarthy became one of Hollywood's biggest stars
The Explainer It's time to give the comedian the credit she deserves
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The Oscars' weirdest phenomenon
The Explainer Why does the Academy Awards almost always insist on pairing Best Director with Best Picture?
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Why isn't Rachel McAdams a superstar?
The Explainer Hollywood is wasting her old-fashioned star power
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Why January is secretly the best month for movies about ghosts
The Explainer Yes, even better than October
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Is Phantom Thread funny?
The Explainer On the indiscernible humor of Paul Thomas Anderson
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The Last Jedi finally gives Star Wars fauna its due
The Explainer Porgs, and fathiers, and vulptices, oh my!
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Guillermo del Toro is not profound
The Explainer Everyone thinks his adult fantasies are deep. Everyone is wrong.
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What the hell is Mel Gibson doing in Daddy's Home 2?
The Explainer I watched this abusive bigot star in a Christmas comedy so you don't have to
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Thor: Ragnarok is not a normal Marvel movie
The Explainer This is an auteur's film
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Happy Death Day is yet another riff on Groundhog Day. How did this happen?
The Explainer On watching the same narrative over and over until Hollywood gets it right
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Ben Stiller's never-ending midlife crisis
The Explainer Brad's Status is the actor's fourth midlife crisis movie since 2010, but that doesn't mean he stopped growing professionally
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The juvenile perspective of It
The Explainer How the new film ditched the adults in Stephen King's novel — and the horror
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Logan Lucky reminds us why we love heist movies
The Explainer Steven Soderbergh knows how to make the off-kilter details of an elaborate robbery feel very satisfying
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Ingrid Goes West is the anti-internet movie we needed
The Explainer It's simply too empathetic and funny to be dismissed as technophobic
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How SNL-alum comedies went from blockbusters to indie darlings
The Explainer Forget Corky Romano. Brigsby Bear and Landline are more Sundance than mall multiplex.
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The delirious excess of Valerian
The Explainer Luc Besson's new space adventure is even trippier than The Fifth Element
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The domestication of War for the Planet of the Apes
The Explainer What was lost when the Planet of the Apes series got good
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Like most romantic comedies now, The Big Sick puts its female lead in a coma
The Explainer Kumail Nanjiani's new movie is in the Judd Apatow tradition
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Why Transformers 5 is worth cherishing
The Explainer It's not very good. But it is very rare.
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How Tom Cruise's career got mummified
The Explainer Why does the star of Jerry Maguire and Magnolia only appear in action movies now?
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