Jessica Jardine
Jessica Jardine is from Northern California and has written for The Onion's A.V. Club, FILTER, BUST, Backstage, and Metromix.com. She is also a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles and owns a Calico Persian cat named Beyoncé.
Latest articles by Jessica Jardine
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American Horror Story: Coven is a perfect marriage of terror and camp
feature But beware: It will unsettle and frighten you
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ABC's Super Fun Night is a lazy exercise in body-shaming
feature The new sitcom is a frustrating missed opportunity that wastes the considerable talents of star Rebel Wilson
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Reality show drive-by: My Big Fat Revenge
feature Imagine a horrible Frankenstein mish-mash of The Biggest Loser, MTV-style prank shows, and What Not To Wear. Then make it 50 times worse.
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Reality show drive-by: Tickle
feature The latest evidence that Duck Dynasty's influence has only grown
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Reality show drive-by: Cheer Perfection
feature Competitive cheerleading and reality television should be a match made in heaven
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Reality show drive-by: Rock My RV with Bret Michaels
feature The latest entry in the rock star's unlikely career reinvention sees him renovating an RV for a grateful couple
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Reality show drive-by: Princesses: Long Island
feature "The car you drive, the bag on your arm, and the guy you date is pretty much who you are in Long Island."
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Reality show drive-by: Ke$ha's My Crazy Beautiful Life
feature MTV's delightful new docu-series gives us an admirably honest and incredibly compelling look at the real life of a pop superstar
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Reality show drive-by: Naked and Afraid
feature Imagine an incredibly extreme — and naked! — version of Survivor
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Reality show drive-by: Ultimate Treehouses
feature For some reason, Animal Planet has two reality shows about treehouses...
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Reality show drive-by: Celebrity Wife Swap
feature What would happen if Bristol Palin and Melissa Rivers traded places? Sadly, there's a reality TV show for that
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Reality show drive-by: The Kandi Factory
feature Just what America needs: Another televised singing competition!
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Reality show drive-by: What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
feature "Being Ryan Lochte is really fun," says Ryan Lochte
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Reality show drive-by: Wedding Island
feature There is always potential for a wedding to descend into screaming chaos
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Reality show drive-by: Married to Medicine
feature Meet two perfectly nice and accomplished female doctors... and a clique of materialistic reality TV crazies
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Reality show drive-by: The Real Housewives of Orange County
feature The eighth season kicks off with tension between former BFFs Vicki and Tamra — and then one housewife becomes a grandma
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Reality show drive-by: America's Worst Tattoos
feature "Oh my God. I can't even believe I'm looking at this right now... I've never seen a tattoo so repulsive, offensive, [and] poorly done."
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4 reasons The Walking Dead is finally good again
feature After a long slump, the AMC drama breathed new life into its narrative with last night's mid-season premiere
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Almost Human: Fox's new sci-fi drama stumbles out of the gate
feature A whiz-bang futuristic world doesn't mean anything without strong characters to occupy it
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Yes, NBC's Dracula is yet another vampire show — but you should watch it anyway
feature The first episode of NBC's supernatural drama takes great pains to distinguish itself from Twilight and True Blood
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