The Week contest: Celeb Tweet - Apr. 9, 2010

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Results: In light of Ricky Martin’s announcement, via Twitter, “I am a fortunate homosexual man,” we asked you to predict the next extremely unsurprising celebrity Tweet. You told the world:

FIRST PRIZE: “Yes, it’s a comb-over.” —Donald Trump

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Stephen Walls, La Selva Beach, CA

SECOND PLACE: “My first Tweet. This is a big f-ing deal!” —Joe Biden

Andy Miller, Encino, CA

THIRD PRIZE: “Cute waitress just winked at me” —Tiger

Ashley Ryan, Catonsville, MD

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

“Yes, it really is just a big iPhone, without the phone.” —Steve Jobs

Larry Fish, New York City

“I’d like to announce my retirement…no, wait!” —Brett Favre

Lee Lorren, Henderson, NV

“I’m unhappy with this administration.” —Rush Limbaugh

Bethany Wheeling, Finksburg, MD

“I like suspenders.” —Larry King

David Klein, Frisco, TX

“Still looking for Mr. Right.” —Jennifer Aniston

Stacy Hopkins, Great Falls, MT

“Back in rehab.” —Amy Winehouse

Alan Limke, Cincinnati

“On a diet!” —Oprah Winfrey

Moshe Kessler, Flushing, NY

“I killed them.” —O.J. Simpson

Lorelei Darnay Murphy, Dublin, NH

“Maybe I’m not always fair and balanced.” —Bill O’Reilly.

R.E. Miller II, Saugatuck, MI

“I have nuclear warheads and I don’t like the West.” —Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Clarke Chidester, Delaware, OH

“Yes, I slept with the Seven Dwarfs.” —Snow White

Arron Budnitz, Lexington, MA

“Of COURSE I totally ripped off ‘The Smurfs.’” —James Cameron

Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

“These aren’t my real breasts.” —Pamela Anderson

Simone Butler, San Diego, CA

“I plan to ask Congress for 1.5 trillion for Medicare and disability insurance for family pets, plus a tax cut for their health care.” —President Obama

Frances Kammerer, East Meadow, NY

“Peek-a-boo!” —Osama Bin Laden

Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, CA