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Results: In light of Ricky Martin’s announcement, via Twitter, “I am a fortunate homosexual man,” we asked you to predict the next extremely unsurprising celebrity Tweet. You told the world:

FIRST PRIZE: “Yes, it’s a comb-over.” —Donald Trump
Stephen Walls, La Selva Beach, CA
SECOND PLACE: “My first Tweet. This is a big f-ing deal!” —Joe Biden
Andy Miller, Encino, CA
THIRD PRIZE:  “Cute waitress just winked at me” —Tiger
Ashley Ryan, Catonsville, MD
“Yes, it really is just a big iPhone, without the phone.” —Steve Jobs
Larry Fish, New York City

“I’d like to announce my retirement…no, wait!” —Brett Favre
Lee Lorren, Henderson, NV
“I’m unhappy with this administration.” —Rush Limbaugh
Bethany Wheeling, Finksburg, MD
“I like suspenders.” —Larry King
David Klein, Frisco, TX
“Still looking for Mr. Right.” —Jennifer Aniston
Stacy Hopkins, Great Falls, MT
“Back in rehab.” —Amy Winehouse
Alan Limke, Cincinnati
“On a diet!” —Oprah Winfrey
Moshe Kessler, Flushing, NY
“I killed them.” —O.J. Simpson
Lorelei Darnay Murphy, Dublin, NH
“Maybe I’m not always fair and balanced.” —Bill O’Reilly.
R.E. Miller II, Saugatuck, MI
“I have nuclear warheads and I don’t like the West.” —Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Clarke Chidester, Delaware, OH
“Yes, I slept with the Seven Dwarfs.” —Snow White
Arron Budnitz, Lexington, MA
“Of COURSE I totally ripped off ‘The Smurfs.’” —James Cameron
Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA
“These aren’t my real breasts.” —Pamela Anderson
Simone Butler, San Diego, CA
“I plan to ask Congress for 1.5 trillion for Medicare and disability insurance for family pets, plus a tax cut for their health care.” —President Obama
Frances Kammerer, East Meadow, NY
“Peek-a-boo!” —Osama Bin Laden
Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, CA