The Islamic State knows what it takes to successfully conquer territory, put down insurrection, and maintain religious purity, and the answer, of course, is to not allow cats to have sex inside of houses.
Learning from the mistakes of empires past — Rome, for instance, was notorious for letting cats get it on wherever they wanted — ISIS's Central Fatwa Committee has issued a ban on indoor cat breeding in Mosul, the last major city the terrorist organization controls in Iraq. "ISIS called on the residents of Mosul to obey the fatwa and not violate it," reported Al Sumaria News, an Iraqi outlet. "ISIS issued dozens of fatwas in Mosul based on its vision, ideology, and beliefs."
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