Shark attack: Will Self goes for 'mediocre' George Orwell

Self, a notorious purveyor of obtuse English, attacks the master of clarity for – yes – his clarity

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Few things so stir the juices as an old-fashioned, drag-them-out and knock-them-down literary spat. Usually the antagonists are alive and well, sniping from columns in the periodicals or forming cabals of fellow scribblers in their cosy watering holes. What makes the latest spat especially gripping is that one participant is long dead. That, however, appears to be doing little to lessen the heat of the debate.

I had just read a phrase George Orwell wrote about public schools which to my mind hit the nail on the head, “Five years in a lukewarm bath of snobbery” (Orwell had been commenting on the lifelong Eton-fixation of his schoolboy contemporary, Cyril Connolly), when my journalist son, Tom, dropped by.

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Robert Chesshyre writes regularly on police culture and is a former US correspondent of The Observer. His books include ‘The Force: Inside the Police’ and 'When the Iron Lady Ruled Britain''.