How I learned to love the evil-looking earwig

Your anxieties about fearsome earwigs slithering down your ear canal and into your brain are completely unfounded

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Pretty much everyone I know grew up with an unholy fear of earwigs.

The evil-looking pincers on the insect's tail were said to deliver a sting worse than a bee. And the creature's long, slender body was supposedly ideal for slinking down the human ear canal and burrowing into the brain. Get an earwig in the ear, they said, and you'd go deaf. But an earwig in the brain, well… you could wind up dead by morning.

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Jason Bittel serves up science for picky eaters on his website, BittelMeThis.com. He writes frequently for Slate and OnEarth. And he's probably suffering from poison ivy as you read this.