A 16th century German artillery master planned to strap rockets to cats
Thankfully, he never actually got a chance to try
They're no Thunder Cats, or even Laser Cats a la Saturday Night Live.
But these tough kitties (and doves) with rockets strapped to their backs from 16th century Germany are pretty freaking cool.
The fanciful illustrations are featured in a manual on artillery and siege warfare circa the mid-1500s, with the text helpfully suggesting military commanders use them to "set fire to a castle or city which you can't get at otherwise."
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(University of Pennsylvania library)
The University of Pennsylvania has digitized the manuscript, entitled "Feuer Beuch."
And researcher Mitch Fraas is trying to unravel its mystery.
Roughly translated from Old German to English by Fraas, the idea goes something like this:
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So basically:
1) Kidnap cat from enemy's lair;
2) Attach explosive to its back;
3) Point it toward nearest castle to be razed;
4) Hope and pray it starts a raging fire.
Like this:
(University of Pennsylvania library)
Sounds brilliant to us.
But Fraas isn't so sure.
"Sort of a harebrained scheme," he told the AP. "It seems like a really terrible idea, and very unlikely the animals would run back to where they came from. More likely they'd set your own camp on fire."
Well, all right. That's fair...
But still! Rocket cats?!? From the 16th century?! Amazing.
This article, by Sarah Wolfe, originally appeared at GlobalPost.
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