No one likes to see a good pizza mangled by a slicer with an unsure hand. The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter helps quiet the complainers by giving the blade wielder a precise path to follow for each crust-to-crust run. Jimmy’s not getting his share of pepperoni? The laser will decide. The body of this “obviously completely necessary” device is made of a zinc alloy and comes with a flashlight to be used when serving pizza in the dark. The laser connects to the blade handle via the same Picatinny rail system used to attach sights on various military weapons.
$30, thinkgeek.com
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