For those who have everything: TheGoateeSaver
This plastic shaving template helps ensure a goatee comes out clean-lined and symmetrical.
“To expect an individual to shave a perfect goatee by hand every morning” is “unrealistic,” yet society demands it. Men with goatees aren’t known as conformists, but the GoateeSaver can at least help them conform with less fuss. This plastic shaving template helps ensure a goatee comes out clean-lined and symmetrical every time. Before shaving, you simply place the inserts in your mouth, bite down to hold the device in place, and adjust the side rollers to the width of your goatee. “While strange at first,” the process works, even on days when your hand is less than steady.
$20, goateesaver.com
Source: TrendHunter.com
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