1. Bookmakers think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be divorced within two years
Skeptical over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's storybook romance? Online bookmaker Paddy Power is giving you the chance to turn your doubts into cold, hard cash. The website is currently offering 2-to-1 odds to gamblers who want to bet that Kardashian and West will be divorced within two years of their nuptials. The odds are presumably so stacked against the couple because of Kardashian's previous two short-lived marriages, and West's longstanding and widely reported love affair with himself. [Daily News]
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2. CBS will be airing a colorized episode of I Love Lucy in December
Finally, after more than 50 years, I Love Lucy fans will have the chance to watch two episodes in a way that its creators never intended. CBS has announced plans to broadcast two episodes of the classic sitcom in color this December, using a colorization process that was roundly hated when Ted Turner applied it to movies like Casablanca in the 1980s. CBS assures fans that the colorization will give the I Love Lucy episodes "a vintage look" — as opposed to, you know, just broadcasting them in black and white. [Entertainment Weekly]
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3. Here are some things you might not want to know about Snooki's sex life
In her increasingly desperate big to stay relevant without Jersey Shore, Snooki has hit on the latest zeitgeist-y reference that's sure to send a little web traffic her way: Fifty Shades of Grey! In a recent interview with E! Online, Snooki confessed that she was so aroused by the mommy porn staple that she had to have sex with husband Jionni after reading "just one passage" — which is, admittedly, probably more than she's used to reading. [E! Online]
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4. All your favorite British things will premiere on January 19
Hey, Americans: Want to catch up on all your favorite British TV shows without heading across the pond? According to Entertainment Weekly, the third season of Sherlock will premiere in the United States on January 19, 2014, followed by an episode of Downton Abbey. Unfortunately, the two shows won't be crossing over anytime soon, so the mystery of "Why does everyone like Downton Abbey so much?" is one that Sherlock won't get the chance to solve. [Entertainment Weekly]
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5. Johnny Knoxville is working on a direct-to-DVD Bad Grandpa sequel
Because the hilarity of Johnny Knoxville pretending to be an old person couldn't possibly be contained in a single movie, the Jackass star has a special treat in store: A direct-to-DVD sequel made up of footage that was probably cut out for a reason, which will hit store shelves alongside the original movie's DVD release. Knoxville revealed that both Spike Jonze and Catherine Keener are due to appear in the footage, though he didn't elaborate on its contents — but we're going to go out a limb and predict a few groin shots. [ScreenCrush]
