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The Week contest - Celebrity fragrances

Please pick a celebrity and name a perfume for him or her sure to sell like hotcakes

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for the results of the previous contest: The new fiscal cliff

Last week's question: Celebrity-endorsed perfumes — including Lady Gaga's "Fame" and Justin Bieber's "Girlfriend" — are the hot new thing. We asked you to pick a celebrity and name a perfume for him or her sure to sell like hotcakes.

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Clint Eastwood "Chairish"Pierre R. Hart, Etowah, N.C.

SECOND PLACE: Mick Jagger "Old Spice"Leon M. Birk, Paynesville, Minn.

THIRD PLACE: Lindsay Lohan "Intoxicating"Mark Weaver, Redondo Beach, Calif.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Taylor Swift "Boyfriend(s)"Susan Hargett, Madisonville, Tenn. 

Kate Middleton "Royal Air"Nancy Flango, Pennington, N.J.

Lance Armstrong's "Betrayal"Marsha Einhorn, New York

John Boehner "Tears"Gale Davis, Pasadena, Calif.

Jennifer Lawrence "Hunger"Kimala Rayworth, Las Vegas

Eliot Spitzer "Client No. 9"Katherine Licopoli, Fort Myers, Fla.

Harry Reid "Obstruction"John Smigelsky, Matawan, N.J.

Heddy Lamarr "Hedstrong"Betsy Rees, St. Pete Beach, Fla.

Manti Te'o "Imagine"Eric Stager, York, Pa.

Zooey Deschanel No. 5Wes Edens, Glendale, Ariz.

Charlie Sheen "Winning"Gary Sweeten, Phoenix 

Wayne LaPierre "Gunsmoke"Chet Frankenfield, Palo Alto, Calif.

Serena Williams "Love"Brian Finglass, Owings Mills, Md.

David Petraeus "Indiscreet"Kristen Pechan, College Station, Texas 

John McAfee "Escape"Tom Swift, Agoura Hills, Calif.

Kathryn Bigelow "Torture"Matthew Klein, Albany, N.Y. 

Capt. Francesco Schettino "No Regrets"Mike & Heather Higgins, Orlando

Honey Boo Boo "Tantrum"William Botha, Redondo Beach, Calif.

Tom Cruise "Clear"DJ Pickering, Royal Oak, Mich.

Carley Rae Jepsen "Smell Me Maybe"Mark Rothschild, Wilmette, Ill.

Kurt Vonnegut "Pheromone 451"Graham Robinson, Ardmore, Pa.

Kurt Cobain "Teen Spirit"Ken Clubok, Bexley, Ohio

Ryan Gosling "Hey Girl"JoAnne Coakley, Las Cruces, N.M.

Jodie Foster "Revelation"Bruce McDonald, Odenton, Md.

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