“The wealth gap between young and old Americans has never been so huge. Households headed by 65-and-ups have 47 times the net worth of those headed by people under 35. And right now, our nation is a textbook example of the sort of thing you would throw together under the assumption that you were going to die soon and would not have to worry where the money was coming from. Instead, the elderly are going to linger on well into the triple digits, at excruciating expense, if modern medicine has anything to say about it. And we’ll be stuck footing the bill! Which leads me to my suggestion. Eat the elderly! Sure, they’re wrinkly and taste sort of gamy, with a hint of talcum powder. But the alternative is to continue to allow them to devour us.’’
Alexandra Petri in The Washington Post
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