The Week contest: Blank book - March 25, 2011

A book titled What Every Man Thinks About Apart from Sex has become a bestseller in England. It consists of 200 blank pages. What will be the follow-up book for women?

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

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