Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Click here for results of last week's contest: Switch Song
Results: We asked you to predict the name of the pink pill – female Viagra – that drug companies are working on. You tickled us with:
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FIRST PRIZE: She-alis
Lindsay Siesennop, Brooklyn Park, MN
SECOND PLACE: Ova-Drive
Shirley Burt, Pine Island, MN
THIRD PLACE: Happienda
Sharon Hoffman, San Francisco
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Man’s Best Friend
Sharon & David Levin, Edgewater, MD
Aspirin Plus
Gary Daniels, National City, CA
“I Can’t Believe It’s My Husband!”
Dan Murphy, Medford, OR
Vuvuzela
Emily Curray, Lakewood, CO
ManApplause
Chris Spelleri, Phoenix, AZ
The Night Before Pill
Carol Blackburn, Rockville Centre, NY
Viagrette
Sharon Trivette, Durham, NC
Victoria’s Other Secret
P. Jean Callaghan, San Francisco
Hello Kitty!
Andrew Borakove, Lincoln, NE
Freeto-Lay
Mike Weepie, Cedar Rapids, IA
Lolitra
Steve Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN
Foreplazic
Tom Heider, Maumee, OH
Tiagra
Marc Riggsbee, Pinehurst, NC
Cougarin
Joel Greenspan, Atlanta
OhMy-agra
Tamar Owens, Staten Island, NY
iScream
William Lu, Palo Alto, CA
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