For those who have everything: The Damned

For the man “who lives in elegant danger.”

Contrary to popular­ belief, men have hearts—and they need to be protected. Hence, The Damned: a bulletproof pocket square made from military-grade, ballistic-strength aramid fiber, bound in handsome Citric French cotton for the man “who lives in elegant danger.” A few caveats: To truly be bullet-proof, the fabric must be folded into 32 layers; you’ll still most likely suffer bruises and ­fractures; and the shooter may choose to aim elsewhere.

Price: $125

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