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What Next? Contest: Marijuana Store - May 8, 2009

Click here for results of last week's What Next? Contest: Tax Code

Results: Far out, man! In light of California’s decision to legalize medical marijuana stores—and the fact that applications are pouring in and thousands have already opened—we asked you to predict the name of the first cannabis chain store. You blew in with: Weed-Mart (of course). Dealer Joe’s. Home dePot. And, alternatively, Office dePot. And lots of variations—lots—on Tokes R Us. While we got a huge and unprecedented response to this contest, it is still only the first person to send in an entry who gets the credit. But to us, you are all high. High on our list, that is.

FIRST PRIZE: Bud, Bong & BeyondKurt S. Johnson, Johnsburg, IL (and many others) SECOND PRIZE: Jiffy DoobPearl Basehore, Lakeside, CA THIRD PRIZE: Chong E. Cheech’s Bill Muse, Seattle Honorable mentions:

StarbudsMichael Alman, Las Vegas, NV (and others) Jack-In-The-BongJill Kempner, Toms River, NJ

PotCoRiley Applewhite, Atherton, CA (and others) PotSmartSylvia Beardsley, Wadsworth, IL (and others) Stoned R UsBarbara Anderson, Hale's Location, NH

Hemp R WhateverTed Leach, Hancock, NH

The Pottery BongShawn Cruze, Cleves, OH The Grass MenagerieHelen Drake, Larkspur, CA (and others)

Cannabee’s!Roy Batchelor, St. Louis, MO THC Friday’sKasumi, Cleveland, OH L.L. WeedBarbara J. De Fries, Seattle, WA (and others) Stuper MarketKathleen Quinlan, Madison, WI The Hash StashRocco Blasi, Green Mountain Falls, CO (and others) Grateful MedsDeb Drum, Lake Worth, FL

Duane WeedKenneth Stein, Teaneck, NJ (and others—it’s a local New York joke) Alice B. Toke-moresJohn Cross, Tiburon, CA

UknowjuanaPeggy Houghtaling, Kennett Square, PA

Doobie or Not DoobieDavid Pepper, Malibu, CA I Can’t Believe It’s Not Illegal!Patsy Munden, Savannah, GA Cannabis ReXKelly Taylor, Oklahoma City, OK

Got Pot?Allyson Lomax, St. Paul, MN

PotPourriJames Lister Smith, Mill Valley, CA (and others)

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