I'm pregnant. Here are the awful things other parents have said to me.

Stop telling me how terrible new motherhood is going to be

Pregnant.
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I'm almost seven months pregnant, and in the past 30 weeks, people have issued the following warnings to me, often unsolicited, about what my new life as a mother will be like:

"A good day will be one when you can shower."

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Hannah Seligson

Hannah Seligson is a New York City-based journalist. Her works has appeared in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and Forbes among other publications.