The Week contest: Dog workout

This week's question: An Indiana-based personal trainer runs on all fours like a dog for at least 30 minutes a day, a routine that he said has left him "crazy ripped." If he wanted to popularize this workout routine among other humans, what should he call it?
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Wolf-Pack Abs"
Karen Riseng, Millburn, New Jersey
SECOND PLACE: "CrossFetch"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
THIRD PLACE: "Barkour"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Colliesthentics"
Suzy Kruppa, Sequim, Washington
"Toto Fitness"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Unleashed Potential"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Dogging the Walk"
Jeffrey Curran, Somerset, New Jersey
"Fit Bull"
Susan Nichols, Lake George, New York
"Air Bod"
George Strong, Plano, Texas
"The Power of The Dog"
Babette Sutherland, Berwyn, Pennsylvania
"Labs of Steel"
Moe Cougher, Olathe, Kansas
"Bitchbody Workout"
Michael Grossman, San Dimas, California
"Sprint-Tin Tin"
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
"Mush!"
Steven C. Hall, Fort Lauderdale, Florida
"Ruff to Buff"
Jason Schnuit, Santa Monica, California
"Paw Sprints"
Craig G. Nelson, Pitman, New Jersey
"What a Good Bod!"
Eve Fudge, Newport Beach, California
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