Who will win the World Cup... of drinking?
How the World Cup in Brazil would pan out if it was decided by alcohol intake
How the World Cup in Brazil would pan out if it was decided by alcohol intake

World Cup of drinking: group stage

World Cup of drinking: knockout stage
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