Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with an online Airing of Grievances

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Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with an online Airing of Grievances

January 10, 2015

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Sen. Rand Paul celebrates Festivus with an online Airing of Grievances

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Sen. Rand Paul (R-K.y) took a break from not decorating the Festivus pole to participate in a virtual Airing of Grievances on Twitter.

Your government spent over $300,000 to study synchronized swimming in sea monkeys. Say that 3 times fast. #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

Your government spent $387,000 of your money on Swedish massages for rabbits. #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

To my friend @SenatorReid , wishing you a long and fruitful tenure as minority leader #sorrynotsorry #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

I am still wondering who @Alison4KY voted for. #AiringOfGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

The hair is real & mine. Don't know why ur fascinated with it or compare it to alien life forms. #AiringOfGrievances pic.twitter.com/Vl5JvS2h2N
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

Paul also gave everyone a Festivus gift, in the form of a flashback to one of Rick Santorum's sweater vests:

We all know having a fashion forward campaign is important to success, as @RickSantorum showed us in 2012 #Festivus pic.twitter.com/qAeGIp2wpo
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

Finally, wherever you are on the political spectrum, you have to agree with him on this one:

Politics doesn't involve enough puppies. People like puppies. #AiringOfGrievances pic.twitter.com/vgOAa5Iqf9
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 23, 2014

Somewhere, Frank Costanza is smiling.