Speed Reads
Sen. Rand Paul (R-K.y) took a break from not decorating the Festivus pole to participate in a virtual Airing of Grievances on Twitter.
Paul also gave everyone a Festivus gift, in the form of a flashback to one of Rick Santorum's sweater vests:
Finally, wherever you are on the political spectrum, you have to agree with him on this one:
Somewhere, Frank Costanza is smiling.