What can you do with a resume that lists "Saved Middle Earth from certain destruction" and "Discovered all-powerful invisibility ring" among your achievements? According to Saturday Night Live's epic parody combining The Hobbit and The Office, the best you can hope for is to land a boring old desk job at a paper company. --Jon Terbush
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