All corporate speak is more easily digestible when it comes in the form of a rap song, right? At least that's what Samsung thought when it pulled a Michael Scott and released this perplexing video, which is meant to supplement the company's latest environmental sustainability report:
In case you thought that video permanently scrambled your brain, here are some key lyrics:
Samsung, we 280,000 humans40 percent 112,000 womenYou don't have to worry after giving birthSit back, relax, no need to workIt's all taken care ofLeave it up to usFamily friendly companyWith kindergarten.
It's almost like obtuse poetry. Keep doing you, Samsung.
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