50 Cent may be off the hook.
Newly-crowned Miss Texas Monique Evans had the honor of throwing out the first pitch before Friday's Angels-Rangers game, but instead she chose to bowl it. The University of Texas student tried for a balletic underhand, but wound up spiking the ball and sending it well wide of the target.
Points for style and effort, but this still goes down as one of the worst first pitch attempts ever. 50 Cent's toss at Citi Field earlier this year may have been wilder, but at least he had a reasonable excuse.