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The New York Post's Kanye West, Kim Kardashian wedding recap is wonderfully pithy, perfect

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Seizing on the ultimate tabloid Mad Lib, the New York Post reported on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Saturday wedding in the most Post-esque way possible.

For comparison's sake, the Post dedicated far more words one day earlier to a satirical wedding toast for the celebrity couple. Yet the longer version of the same schtick lacked the punch of the concise recap, and it didn't have the hilarious kicker implying intense research: "Post Wire Services."