Speed Reads

Pop culture's most recently disgraced child star, Justin Bieber, covers the latest issue of Rolling Stone, which luridly describes him as an "egg-throwing, hard-partying, drag-racing, arrest-resisting, brothel-patronizing" pop icon. The cover story promises some "shocking revelations," but for now, prepare yourself for the upcoming Bieber ab-pocalypse, which hits newsstands this Friday. --Samantha Rollins
