Yes, this 50 Shades of Grey teddy bear comes with his own set of tiny handcuffs

This 50 Shades of Grey bear will set you back $89.99.

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published 6 February 2015

50 Shades of No Way: Because nothing is sacred, there is now a 50 Shades of Grey teddy bear being peddled to the masses before the movie's release next week.

The bear's cringe-worthy description says he is "specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie" and is the perfect gift for "someone who wants to dominate Valentine's Day." The plush wears a suit and satin tie, comes equipped with a mask and tiny handcuffs, and has — remember we are talking about a stuffed animal here — "smoldering gray eyes." All this can be yours for just $89.99.

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Catherine Garcia has worked as a senior writer at The Week since 2014. Her writing and reporting have appeared in Entertainment Weekly, The New York Times, Wirecutter, NBC News and "The Book of Jezebel," among others. She's a graduate of the University of Redlands and the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.