On Tuesday, Vice President Joe Biden raised plenty of eyebrows by whispering something into the ear of new Defense Secretary Ashton Carter's wife, Stephanie, after having his hands on her shoulder for a really long time. On Wednesday night, David Letterman went there, dedicating his Top 10 list to what Biden might have whispered to Stephanie Carter. Yes, there's a 50 Shades of Gray reference, and No. 4 was probably over the heads of much of the audience, but this is one of those cases where the No. 1 answer is the best.
There was a second — sweeter and, sometimes, funnier — Top 10 on Wednesday night's show, too. For your bonus viewing pleasure, here's Will Smith reciting the Top 10 things he'll miss about Letterman's Late Show. No. 7 is pretty good. —Peter Weber
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