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Jeb Bush wants you to know he likes Katy Perry better than Miley Cyrus

For some reason, 2016 GOP candidate Jeb Bush wants you to know he likes Katy Perry better than Miley Cyrus, mustard better than ketchup, and Bud Light better than just plain old Bud.

That's from his "4th of July favorites list" posted to his YouTube channel. In it, you can watch a bewildered Bush respond decisively to all manner of pointless questions lobbed at him by staffers.

Oh, and just in case you thought that Bush was able to shake his patrician family legacy by moving to low-key Florida, he says he prefers boat shoes to flip-flops. Jeb!