Speed Reads

The truth is out there

The mystery of where Sasha Obama was during her dad's speech has been solved

Sasha Obama was noticeably absent from her father's farewell address Tuesday night in Chicago, and people have theories about why the she wasn't in attendance.

The boring folks of the world think there is a simple explanation:

Others are convinced she had more nefarious plans:

Some say the decision to leave the First Daughter in Washington, D.C., was a matter of national security:

Could it be that she just didn't make the cut?

It turns out there was an important reason why she stayed behind:

Good luck, Sasha! Glad that one's been solved — now on to the Russian hacks.