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Jeb Bush failed in his bid to buy the Miami Marlins, too

On Tuesday, CBS News reported that Jeb Bush, who had seemingly bought the Miami Marlins baseball team in an unlikely partnership with Derek Jeter, had not, in fact, bought the Miami Marlins with Derek Jeter:

Last we reported, the Bush-Jeter team had enough money to put down "about $200 million of equity" and were "running around looking to raise money." Alas, it appears no one wanted to take a gamble on this beautiful, impossible dream.