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imagine

Anthony Scaramucci and Reince Priebus are taking one very awkward plane ride

Imagine, for a second, if you could fly aboard Air Force One. History has been made on that plane, from former President George W. Bush circling the American skies in the hours after the Sept. 11 attacks to Hillary Clinton's ride last summer with former President Barack Obama as the first presidential candidate who was not a sitting vice president. What knowledge and prestige you'd be privy to! What an honor!

Now imagine, for one more second, if you could fly aboard Air Force One today:

Oh, if those cabin walls could talk, we imagine they'd relay some colorful language.