Like the sun, President Trump spent the morning rising and shining, except he did so on Twitter with a scientifically dubious meme:
Moments later, Trump issued typo-riddled tweets to mock the "fake news" for its "whiplash" over his apparent tonal inconsistencies this week. Trump eventually — sort of — corrected the typos:
To cap it all off, Trump attacked former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, who raised questions about Trump's fitness for office Tuesday after the president's rally in Phoenix, Arizona:
All in a day's work — and all before 9:30 a.m. in Washington, D.C.