Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for the results of the previous contest: New Religions

Last week's question: Scientists estimate that workers showing up after a bad night’s sleep — known as "presenteeism" — may cost U.S. companies $63 billion a year in lost productivity. Please create the name of another condition that may cost companies money even when workers do show up.

: Social Notworking
Frank Letchworth, Knoxville

SECOND PLACE: Irritable Boss Syndrome
BJ Fogg, Stanford, Calif.
THIRD PLACE: Emailaise
Scot Lee, Mountain View, Calif.

Pension Deficit Disorder
Jessica Urriola, Randolph, N.J.

Jack Miller, Venice, Fla.

Angry Bird Flu
Paul Witte, New Hope, Pa.
MGS: Multiple Gadget Syndrome
Marsha Einhorn, New York City

Twitter Thumb Syndrome
Ryan Redfield, St. Cloud, Minn.

Kevin Gallagher, New York City

Drone’s Disease
Bill Horst, Newtown Square, Pa.
Low Interest Rate
Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.

Social Media Anxiety Disorder
Ken Kellam III, Dallas

Wendi Friedman Tush, New York City

Scott “Tom” Dennis, Avalon, Calif.

Elevated Textosterone
Trula M. LaCalle, Sebastopol, Calif.

Richard N. Oberg, Santa Rosa, Calif.

Worker App-athy
Bill Kennard, Winston-Salem, N.C.

IDHD (IPod-Diminished Hearing Disorder)
Cindy Kalinoski, York, Pa.

March Sadness
Robert Steele, Hickory, N.C.

Cheryl Old, San Diego

Lorene Boisvert, Santa Monica, Calif.

Post-Romantic Stress Disorder
John Malatesta, New York City

eBayola Virus
Mark Weaver, Redondo Beach, Calif.

Bob O’Connor, Charlottesville, Va.