March 14, 2014

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov in London today in a bid to negotiate a political resolution to the crisis in Crimea, which will hold a referendum on joining the Russian federation on Sunday. How are the talks going? Not so well if this image is any indication, which is positively funereal. It puts a new spin on that old joke about the former presidential candidate: John Kerry, why the long face?

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1:29 a.m. ET

In his new Late Night segment, "Hey!" (spoken in a stern dad voice), Seth Meyers admonished members of the Bernie or Bust movement, letting them know that "the house is on fire,"and they need to "stop crying because we're not putting it out with your hose."

When he tuned into the Democratic National Convention on Monday night, "there was more white booing than the Casper movie," Meyers said. "I know you're Bernie or Bust, but the results are in. Bust won." It may seem like the right time to throw a tantrum, but with Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, "we're on the cusp of electing a racist demagogue," Meyers said. "That never ends well. I don't know what class you ditched to go to those Bernie rallies, but I have a feeling it was history."

While some Sanders supporters might not be friends with anyone voting for Trump, "the crazy uncle you only see at Thanksgiving" is, Meyers warns, and "it's about to be Thanksgiving all day, every day." Although he did loosen up enough to tell Sanders fans they should "be proud" of what they did to change the Democratic Party, Meyers really, really just wants the Bernie or Bust crowd to simmer down. Watch the video below. Catherine Garcia

1:10 a.m. ET

In his long, effusive speech on why Americans should elect Hillary Clinton as America's 45th president, former President Bill Clinton talked a lot about his wife's qualifications and what he has learned from her and about her in their 45 years together. He talked about their courtship, their wedding, Hillary's water breaking at daughter Chelsea's birth, her various jobs on commissions, and her stints as a U.S. senator and secretary of state. He did not mention anything between 1997 and 1999, when Clinton was approached about running for an open Senate seat.

Now, Clinton also skipped the late 1980s, and maybe Hillary was busy adjusting to life as an empty-nester after Chelsea left for college. But the last few years of Bill's presidency were hardly uneventful. Twitter was coy:

Cable news talking heads were more explicit, and The Atlantic's Ron Fournier forewent the niceties. In an otherwise "uneven but effective" speech, he writes, Bill Clinton "left one big hole in the retelling of his family story: the pain he caused his wife by cheating on her with a White House intern, an affair the became public in a most humiliating way." Yes, oddly, in talking about how wonderful is wife is, Bill Clinton left out Monica Lewinsky. Of course, Twitter is never of one mind on anything, and there was a clear "there's a time and place" sentiment as well.

It is going to be a long few months until the election. Peter Weber

12:51 a.m. ET
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A group of Bernie Sanders supporters who felt their voices weren't being heard at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday decided to walk out, a move one organizer compared to the 250,000-person strong 1963 political rally that culminated in Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. delivering his iconic "I Have a Dream" speech.

"The March on Washington was an example of a movement at a high point, and I'd say this is one of those," Shyla Nelson, a Sanders delegate from Vermont, told BuzzFeed News. Nelson said the supporters decided to leave the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia during the middle of roll call, as it became increasingly clear that Sanders did not have enough votes to win the Democratic nomination. The delegates chanted "Walk out!" and "This is what democracy looks like!" as they made their way off the floor, with some starting a sit-in in the media area and others putting tape over their mouths.

When asked by BuzzFeed News what the goal of the walkout was, Nelson couldn't say, but did explain that the protesters "don't think the voices of the grassroots, everyday Americans have been heard in this election." Catherine Garcia

12:07 a.m. ET

Elizabeth Banks, the host of Tuesday night's Democratic National Convention, starred in the a cappella hit Pitch Perfect and directed its sequel, and she put those skills to good use for Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, with what Banks described as a surprise video of her and other celebrities singing Rachel Platten's "Fight Song," voices only:

Platten was one of those voices, along with singers Idina Menzel, Mandy Moore, Aisha Tyler, Kristin Chenoweth, Renee Felming, and Sia, plus non-singers Rob Reiner and Jane Fonda, among others. Now, Donald Trump did not need to borrow someone else's catchy song, getting singer Dave Fenley to debut an original number, "Make America Great Again," at last week's Republican National Convention. Both songs are pretty catchy, and now, along with choosing which candidate you want for president, you can pick which tune you want stuck in your head until November.

You're welcome, America. Peter Weber

July 26, 2016
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Meryl Streep began her speech at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday with a little history lesson.

Streep discussed Deborah Sampson, a woman who disguised herself as a man in order to fight in the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War. "Deborah Sampson was the first woman to take a bullet for the United States," Streep said. "Hillary Clinton has taken some fire over 40 years for her fight for families and children. How does she do it? That's what I want to know. Where does she get her grit and grace?"

Streep name checked notable women in American history, including former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, Rosa Parks, Sally Ride, Amelia Earhart, Shirley Chisholm, and Eleanor Roosevelt. "These women share something in common: Capacity of mind, fullness of heart, and a burning passion for their cause," she said. "They have forged new paths so others can follow them, men and women, generation on generation. That's Hillary. That's America." Streep told the crowd they "made history" by nominating Clinton and will "make history again in November because Hillary Clinton will be our first woman president. … She will be the first but she won't be the last." Sure, it wasn't a Scott Baio speech, but Streep did her best. Catherine Garcia

July 26, 2016

A video montage played at the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday featuring every single president, from George Washington to Barack Obama. At the end, there was a twist: The screen shattered, revealing a beaming Hillary Clinton.

Fresh off her historic nomination, Clinton appeared via satellite from her home in New York, joined by dozens of revelers. "What an incredible honor you have given me," Clinton said to wild cheers in Philadelphia. "I cannot believe we just put the biggest crack in the glass ceiling yet." She thanked her supporters, and told them "this is really your victory." Clinton also had a special message for any "little girls out there who stayed up late to watch: Let me just say, I may become the first woman president, but one of you is next." Catherine Garcia

July 26, 2016

After a video touting the successes of his own presidency, former President Bill Clinton took the stage at Tuesday's Democratic National Convention to tell America why it should elect his wife, Hillary Clinton. Much of Bill's long speech was mixture of personal anecdotes, gushing praise, and résumé recitiation, and he began with the personal: "In the spring of 1971, I met a girl."

Bill said that he was immediately impressed with Hillary's "strength and self-possession." When she finally approached him in the Yale Law Library to demand why he had been staring at her, Bill said that, while it may shock people today, "momentarily, I was speechless." He said that a few weeks later, he asked Hillary on a walk, and "we've been walking, and talking, and laughing together ever since."

Before Hillary finally agreed to marry him — on his third proposal, after he bought a house she once admired — "Hillary opened my eyes to a whole new world of public service by private citizens," citing her work on school desegregation for the Children's Defense Fund, registering Latino voters in South Texas, fighting to get black teenagers out of prison in South Carolina, and helping getting rights for handicapped students in Massachusetts, among other things.

Bill said that once he and Hillary had Chelsea in 1980, Hillary spent the next 17 years as mother, but before and after Chelsea's childhood, she excelled at every job he gave her. He called Hillary "the best darn change-maker I have met in my whole entire life."

Then Bill asked, "How does this square with what you heard at the Republican convention?" It doesn't, he answered. "One is real, the other is made up." If you're Team Trump, "your real option is to create a cartoon," then run against that two-dimensional caricature. "Good for you, because earlier to day, you nominated the real one," Bill told the delegates, and the convention erupted in cheers.

He tried hard to improve people's lives during his presidency, Bill said, but "for this time, Hillary is uniquely qualified." And he repeated his earlier line:

Clinton ended by saying that he hopes America elects Hillary, and "your children and grandchildren will bless you if you do." Peter Weber

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