Hey, scolds: Stop telling us to enjoy a healthy Thanksgiving

This is a holiday that is meant for indulgence. So leave me and my deep-fried turkey in peace.

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Every year, in the first few weeks of November, the headlines start coming: "9 Ways to Eat Smart This Thanksgiving," "How to Find Peace with Food This Thanksgiving," "The 20-Minute Thanksgiving Workout." Heck, even here at The Week we're offering up "8 tricks to surviving the holidays without gaining weight or being grouchy."

To these overbearing, preachy articles, I say: Stop. Leave me — and my deep-fried turkey and my mashed potatoes and my cherry pie and my two glasses of wine too many — alone. Thanksgiving is not about counting calories or doing 30 extra push-ups if you want to "be bad" and eat a slice of pumpkin pie. Thanksgiving is not about loading your plate up with leafy greens, leaving but a tiny sliver of the china visible for "danger foods" such as casserole or — gasp! — stuffing.

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Sarah Eberspacher is an associate editor at TheWeek.com. She has previously worked as a sports reporter at The Livingston County Daily Press & Argus and The Arizona Republic. She graduated from Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism.