29 adorable slang terms for sex (from the last 600 years)
When it comes to the ol' houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way
Lexicographer Jonathon Green's comprehensive historical dictionary of slang, Green's Dictionary of Slang, covers hundreds of years of jargon, cant, and naughty talk. He has created a series of online timelines (here and here) where the words too impolite, indecent, or risqué for the usual history books are arranged in the order they came into fashion.
Here are the most adorable terms for sexual intercourse from the last 600 or so years. Many of them have origins so obscure they hardly make sense at all, but that doesn't detract from their bawdy adorability in the slightest. When it comes to the ol' houghmagandy, a little mystery goes a long way.
1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
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2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
4. Play at couch quail (1521)
5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
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6. Board a land carrack (1604)
7. Fadoodling (1611)
8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
9. Night physic (1621)
10. Princum-prancum (1630)
11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
12. Join paunches (1656)
13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
18. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
19. Join giblets (1680)
20. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
21. Lerricompoop (1694)
22. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
23. Houghmagandy (1700)
24. Make feet for children's stockings (1785)
25. Dance the kipples (1796)
26. Have one's corn ground (1800)
27. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
28. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
29. Get one's ashes hauled (1910)
Arika Okrent is editor-at-large at TheWeek.com and a frequent contributor to Mental Floss. She is the author of In the Land of Invented Languages, a history of the attempt to build a better language. She holds a doctorate in linguistics and a first-level certification in Klingon. Follow her on Twitter.
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