The Week contest — tax deduction

What would you claim as a deduction if you could get away with it?

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Last week's question: With tax season beginning once again, some people may be tempted to use creative measures to reduce their tax bill. What would you feel justified to claim as a deduction if the IRS would let you get away with it?

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: The raise I didn’t get

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HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Political contributions deducted as gambling losses

Guy Lussiez, Santa Fe

My TV as a child-care expense, since it’s an electronic babysitter

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

That portion of my back taxes that went to fund unnecessary wars

Dick LaVine, New York City

All the money I’ve spent on disappointing movies

Alan Parven, Commerce Township, Mich.

The hours I spend wading through the Byzantine tax code to determine what’s deductible

Mark Weaver, Redondo Beach, Calif.

Realized capital loss on any lottery ticket purchase

Mark Chartier, Lyme, Conn.

My bartender’s children as dependents

Wes Conary, Uncasville, Conn.

The money spent buying power-ups on Candy Crush

Karina Avalos, Bakersfield, Calif.

The cost of alcohol consumed before and after parent/teacher conferences

Jeff Black, New York City

Lost wages due to idleness and/or laziness

Barry Cutler, Palm Desert, Calif.

My congressman and his family as dependents

Dave Mathewes, Canton, N.C.

A mileage deduction for trips to in-laws

Steve Heimann, Columbus, Ind.

I would get Social Security Numbers for my dogs and claim them as dependents

Rebecca Weaver, Muskegon, Mich.

Annual beer expenses deducted as “marriage counseling”

Timothy Paul, Fountain Valley, Calif.

All my tennis expenses (equipment, clothes, entry fees, travel), although my cash winnings have totaled only $5 since 1972

Lou Franzini, St. Augustine, Fla.

The water closet as my home office deduction: It’s where I do my best thinking

Kevin Morgado, New Bedford, Mass.

Since corporations now have the rights of people, I would become a corporation and pay no taxes

David Fisichella, Falmouth, Mass.

A 4.4 percent discount for the 4.4 percent of the year that the U.S. government shut down

Matt Gough, Corvallis, Ore.

I would claim all my online avatars as dependents

John Potter, Nashville

A credit for all the kids I didn’t have, kind of like a farm subsidy

Rebecca Adams, Cayucos, Calif.