The Week contest - Tide movie

Throughout the nation, professional shoplifters are stealing Tide laundry detergent in bulk and selling it on the black market. If a mystery writer were to base a novel on this crime wave, what would it be called?

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Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

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Last week's question: Throughout the nation, professional shoplifters are stealing Tide laundry detergent in bulk and selling it on the black market. We asked you to title a mystery novel after this bizarre crime wave.

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RESULTS:

THE WINNER: In Cold Suds

Janice Daniel, Sanford, NC

SECOND PLACE: The Clean Getaway

Chester Petit, Springfield, MA

THIRD PLACE: Grime and Punishment

Dick LaVine, New York, NY

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

O is for Out of Clean Underwear

Carol Rouch, Columbus, OH

Farewell, My Laundry

Jim Jensvold, West Hills, CA

Gone with the Whisk

Bob Halpin, Ogdensburg, NY

The Pinch of Tides

Debra Hull, Bethany, WV

Clean Harry

Edmund Conti, Raleigh, NC

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Tide

Heidi Hanssen, St. Louis Park, MN

The Proctor Gamble

H.B. Stultz, Jr., East Stroudsburg, PA

The Postman Always Rinses Twice

Jennifer Conrad, Santa Monica, CA

The Invisible Stain

Sarah White, Scarsdale, NY

Thursday the Rabbi Did Laundry

Ann Kraus, Rochester, NY

The Lint Trap

Joe Shepter, Guilford, CT

New and Improved and Missing

Clayton Schulz, Louisville, KY

The Stain Lifter

Frances Jackson, Carrboro, NC

Sudsy Malone

Jamet M. Jones, Lakeland, FL

The Spy Who Came In to Wash His Clothes

Alan Parven, Commerce Township, MI

Who Knows Where the Tide Goes?

Thom Thacker, Irvington, NY

Tide Goes to the Runners

Bruce Meyer, Carlsbad, CA

The Soap Operative

Dawn Bumbalo, Fort Myers, FL

He's Clean

Wayne Petersen, Plymouth, MN

Ring Around the Robbers

Linda Fitzgerald, Longmeadow, MA

A Spotless Crime

Barbara Arsenault, Rumford, ME

Harry Potter and the Half-Clean Cape

Rick Glass, Arlington, VA

White Undies and Stacks of Hundies

Oz Pearlman, New York, NY

Tide Goeth Before a Fall

Donita S. Gross, Green Valley, AZ

The Black Tide Affair

Phil Spohn, Hellertown, PA

The Soap Scum

Dan Mitrione, Venice, FL

Along for the Tide

Shawna Thorup, Fayetteville, AR

Grime Doesn't Pay

Jeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

The Mystery of the Disappearing Stains

Alice Federhoof, Greencastle, PA

Whiter Collar Criminals

Antonio Olivieri, Many, LA

Bonnie & Tide

Cass Hopkins, Cincinnati, OH

Dirt's In…Tide's Out

Morgan F. Myers, Sunnyvale, CA

Cool-Rinse Luke

Earlene Austin, New Hope, PA

The Soapranos

Thomas Epich, Fort Worth, TX