Abercrombie to The Situation: We'll pay you not to wear our clothes

The sexy-preppy stalwart issues a statement begging the Jersey Shore star to put some distance between its image and his abs

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is seen leaving an Italian market wearing Abercrombie & Fitch brand sweatpants in last week's episode.
(Image credit: Screen Shot, MTV)

Typically, brands pay celebrities to wear their clothes, but Tuesday night, Abercrombie & Fitch inverted the equation. The preppy clothier issued a statement calling on Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who favors A&F gear, to "wear an alternate brand" on camera, saying it was "deeply concerned" with the oft-reinforced association between the train-wreck star and its clothing. Given that one of A&F's biggest sellers is a graphic tee emblazoned with "The Fitchuation," it's unclear whether the press release is merely a publicity ploy. One thing is for certain: This particular situation has commentators cracking wise. Here, a sampling:

I'm confused here

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Be thankful

"Abercrombie should be grateful for any link between their attire and the zeitgeist," says Megan Gibson at TIME. "Frankly, we haven't thought about the brand this much since LFO's 'Summer Girls,' and that was back in 1999."

Unanswered questions

"So, what's going on here? Some kind of joint PR stunt?" asks Caroline Bankoff in New York. "Or is A&F just experiencing the shame and regret countless grenades have felt upon waking up at 1209 Ocean Terrace after an epic night at Karma and realizing what, exactly, it means to sign a release form?"

Don't tell Heidi Montag

"This could start a whole new trend. I can imagine Heidi Montag hitting up a retailer, saying, 'You better pay me or I'll start wearing your clothes in public,'" says The Boston Herald. "That is, if anyone cared about Heidi Montag any more."

What about me?

"I never wear Abercrombie clothes," says Jen Chaney in The Washington Post. "Can I have five bucks?"