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The Week contest: Worst Gift - Dec. 18, 2009

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Results: In the spirit of the holidays we asked you to recall or invent the worst gift or gadget EVER. You presented us with: FIRST PRIZE: The Office Snuggie ™ in Pinstripes or Floral PrintsLinda Burman, Highlands Ranch, CO SECOND PRIZE: The Godfather Part 3 on BetamaxDaisy Michael, Westminster, MD THIRD PRIZE: I (HEART) Goldman Sachs buttonStacey Dennick, Sebastopol, CA

HONORABLE MENTIONS: “I’m Tiger Woods’ Soulmate” T-ShirtKathryn C. Howard, Blythewood, SC Eye warmers!Jeff Hutchins, Black Mountain, NC Chia SocksMrs. Geral [cq] Smith, Palmyra, NY Chia Pet Repair KitTom Taber, Albion, NY The Snuggie ™ for Tropical Fish.Steven Guberman, Brooklyn Stationery in hip colors your teen will love!Courtney White, Boise 2010 AARP Swimsuit CalendarKristy Rimwood, Owings Mills, MD Vintage Pet RockTom Candelario, St. Louis Gift Card Toward the Purchase of a Gift CardJennifer Wyant, South Bend, IN Gift Card with Overlimit Fees and Late ChargesGary Daniels, National City, CA A FEMA Gift CardMike Dant, Green Valley, AZ Remote Control Olive UnstufferGus Szlosek, Davis, CA Remote Control Toilet FlusherKathryn Shupp, Camp Hill, PA Remote Control Holder Display Case to display all the remote control holders you’ve accrued over the last 10 years.Ann Coursolle, Chalfont, PA Swimming Trunks for the CatLeslie Johnson, Parkton, MD Any of the gifts from “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” except the five golden rings.Daniela Fahey, Manahawkin, NJ Kwanzaa Creche with Minaret Menorah from InclusiveCoBill Muse, Seattle Wristband Carbon Emissions CounterSusan Jones, Peachtree City, GA The Nobel Peace PrizeMark Walker, Ocean City, NJ

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