G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Hasbro’s Real American Hero line of toys is the inspiration for this movie about a team of G.I. Joes who save the world from evildoers.
Directed by Stephen Sommers
(PG-13)
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Hasbro’s line of toy soldiers comes alive to save the world.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is the “loudest, flashiest, silliest, and longest blockbuster in a summer full of long, silly, flashy, loud blockbusters,” said Dan Kois in The Washington Post. Just when we thought action films couldn’t get any worse than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, here comes one that’s as “mindless as a laser-guided missile, and as purpose-driven.” This film, inspired by Hasbro’s Real American Hero line of toys, follows a team of G.I. Joes as they save the world from a couple of evildoers. I’d provide more plot details, said Peter Travers in Rolling Stone, but “this mercilessly incoherent, galactically stupid movie left me too numb to type.” What we have here is the “next phase of Paramount’s ‘cash for clunkers’ campaign.” The Transformers sequel cost the studio $200 million, and this wreck cost another $175 million. Both look “shockingly crappy,” yet both have done big box office. The “collateral damage” is the audience, said Richard Corliss in Time. Pummeled into submission, poor filmgoers will find themselves getting dumber by the second.
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