Another Oscars telecast, another wasted Sunday, said Tom Shales in The Washington Post. If you didn't watch Hollywood's annual orgy of glitzy self-congratulation last weekend, you made the right call. As usual, there were virtually no surprises or emotional high points to relieve the tedium of the nearly four-hour ceremony. Instead, mediocrity abounded. Though 'œcrisp and unpretentious,' Ellen DeGeneres paled beside such legendary past hosts as Bob Hope and Johnny Carson. 'œThe usually hilarious Will Ferrell, the semi-talented John C. Reilly, and hack Jack Black' sang an unfunny song about why comedies don't win Oscars. The Pilobolus Dance Theatre offered a baffling pantomime of 'œthe titles of films, or something.' Nearly 40 million people still tuned in, said Mark Caro in the Chicago Tribune, mostly for a glimpse of the gowns. Yet the whole ritual feels just plain tired. You have to wonder: 'œHow culturally relevant are the Oscars?'

Not very, said Joe Queenan in the Los Angeles Times. Every year, the Academy heaps laurels on 'œwidely ignored,' high-minded films (Half Nelson and Pan's Labyrinth, anyone?) while snubbing the movies people actually pay to see, such as King Kong and Meet the Fockers XV. When you gather a roomful of pretentious Hollywood types, all of whom think they're artists, no one wants to admit 'œthat the face of the industry is Adam Sandler and Ashton Kutcher,' rather than Helen Mirren and Daniel Day-Lewis. The Oscars have become an exercise in professional amnesia—'œthe night when the industry gets tanked up and forgets what it does for a living.'

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