The Week contest: Love bug
If researchers were to create a Viagra-based bug spray, what brand name could they give the product?

Last week's question: Scientists have discovered that Viagra could help stop the spread of malaria by making the parasite "stiff," making it easier for the spleen to filter the invaders out. If the researchers were to create a Viagra-based bug spray, what brand name could they give the product?
Click here for the results of last week's contest: Man in the mirror
RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: Die Hard
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SECOND PLACE: Erecticide
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THIRD PLACE: Little Blue Kill
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